mind bogglers...
my hubby's bandmate, ryedale, spent his free time searching for the craziest topics to keep us all awake while getting paraniod at work. the questions are his, and the the italics are the answers of yeye bonnel.
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
This has something to do with the old traditional cash registers, the numbers on calculators were designed this way.
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
He must swear or else he will die!
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
This is not true, try soaking a plastic bag or buy ice water! bwehehehe
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
No, they will look for someone to tell the police and share the reward money. Then they will go to Diamond Place and drink at Parkview with Moks and the rest of the gang!
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
This is difficult, just explain this > number = #, why?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Call the girl after her mother's name, duh?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
I think dogs work, imagine sitting for the whole day without standing, that's exhausting!
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle
finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
When your middle finger hits the palm of your hand, just like clapping with your fingers, gets?
Does cupid have a girlfriend?
Yes, Paris Hilton.
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
actually, T represents tha shape of the shirt which is like letter T.
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Tell them to go back to their miserable life!
What's the opposite of opposite?
Same, duh?
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
Not really though...
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
Ice water in a plastic for 1 peso.
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
does anyone really say these phrases?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why does it should?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Of course, duh!
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
This has something to do with the old traditional cash registers, the numbers on calculators were designed this way.
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
He must swear or else he will die!
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
This is not true, try soaking a plastic bag or buy ice water! bwehehehe
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
No, they will look for someone to tell the police and share the reward money. Then they will go to Diamond Place and drink at Parkview with Moks and the rest of the gang!
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
This is difficult, just explain this > number = #, why?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Call the girl after her mother's name, duh?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
I think dogs work, imagine sitting for the whole day without standing, that's exhausting!
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle
finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
When your middle finger hits the palm of your hand, just like clapping with your fingers, gets?
Does cupid have a girlfriend?
Yes, Paris Hilton.
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
actually, T represents tha shape of the shirt which is like letter T.
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Tell them to go back to their miserable life!
What's the opposite of opposite?
Same, duh?
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
Not really though...
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
Ice water in a plastic for 1 peso.
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
does anyone really say these phrases?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why does it should?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Of course, duh!
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