joke time muna...
Here's another funny mail i got from my former team mate, rizzard... had me laughing while reading.. harharharhar!!
check this out:
Use KULONG in a sentence: Wow, ang bango mo ah! What's your kulong?
Use ICE BUKO in a sentence: Nagpagupit ako kanina. Ice buko ba?
Use HOSTESS in a sentence: When you answer the phone, you say, "Hello, hostess?"
Use DEFICIT in a sentence: Before going into the pool, I always check how deficit.
Use CALCULATOR in a sentence: I can't talk to you on the phone right now, but I'll calculator.
Use COMPLEX in a sentence:Every morning I eat complex with milk.
Use CIRCUMFERENCE in a sentence: Hindi ako puedeng late umuwi. circumference ko eh.
Use SPECIMEN in a sentence: I saw some specimen inside the spaceship.
Use DECIBEL in a sentence: May nakita akong sirena kanina. Siya pala'y si decibel.
Use SUSPICIOUS in a sentence: Mare, ang laki pala ng bahay ninyo. It's suspicious.
Use LION in a sentence: Pare, nasaktan ba kita kanina? ...Huwag mo isipin pare, lion.
Use STATUE in a sentence: Hello Margie, i-statue?
1. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence. (phone rings).....Hello? Who schooling?
2. Use AFFECT in a sentence. Maria is wearing affect diamond ring.
3. Use ADIEU in a sentence. If you are adieu, the Arabs will kill you.
4. Use DEFLATE in a sentence. Can you please wash deflate for me?
5. Use DELETION in a sentence. The balat of deletion is crispy.
6. Use DESPISE in a sentence. Who baked all despise?
7. Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a sentence. I am looking for different of this boy to get differential consent so he can go to the picnic.
AND NOW FOR THE FILIPINOS WHO CAN READ AND UNDERSTAND TAGALOG:
1. Use BORROW in a sentence. Ang dumi naman ng borrow mo.
2. Use CAESAREAN in a sentence. Lintek, anak, mag-ingat ka, caesarean mo iyang laruan mo.
3. Use ARTESIA in a sentence (if you don't know what this is, it's a city or street in the Los Angeles country in California) Nako naman, ang ganda-ganda nang girlfriend niya, pero, ma-artesia.
4. Use CADET in a sentence. Cadet ko si Maria nung isang gabi. Ngayon, ikaw naman ang cadet niya.
5. Use CARDIAC in a sentence. Na cardiac yung kotse ni Pedro noong isang gabi.
6. Use CENTURION in a sentence. Na-centurion si Pedro ng tatay niya dahil sa kalokohan niya.
7. Use DEDICATE in a sentence. Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong dedicate iyan.
8. Use DEFIED in a sentence. What is 2+3? Eh defied, dali naman niyon.
9. Use DELICACY in a sentence. Bagal mo... delicacy mahuhuli na tayo.
10. Use DEPRECIATE in a sentence. Sister, depreciate already, kaya pwede na tayong kumain.
11. Use DIFFUSION in a sentence. Brownout...siguradong diffusion pumutok.
12. Use LAITY in a sentence. Taga "Laity" si Imelda Marcos.
And last but not the least:
13. Use MENTION in a sentence. Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang mention.
check this out:
Use KULONG in a sentence: Wow, ang bango mo ah! What's your kulong?
Use ICE BUKO in a sentence: Nagpagupit ako kanina. Ice buko ba?
Use HOSTESS in a sentence: When you answer the phone, you say, "Hello, hostess?"
Use DEFICIT in a sentence: Before going into the pool, I always check how deficit.
Use CALCULATOR in a sentence: I can't talk to you on the phone right now, but I'll calculator.
Use COMPLEX in a sentence:Every morning I eat complex with milk.
Use CIRCUMFERENCE in a sentence: Hindi ako puedeng late umuwi. circumference ko eh.
Use SPECIMEN in a sentence: I saw some specimen inside the spaceship.
Use DECIBEL in a sentence: May nakita akong sirena kanina. Siya pala'y si decibel.
Use SUSPICIOUS in a sentence: Mare, ang laki pala ng bahay ninyo. It's suspicious.
Use LION in a sentence: Pare, nasaktan ba kita kanina? ...Huwag mo isipin pare, lion.
Use STATUE in a sentence: Hello Margie, i-statue?
1. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence. (phone rings).....Hello? Who schooling?
2. Use AFFECT in a sentence. Maria is wearing affect diamond ring.
3. Use ADIEU in a sentence. If you are adieu, the Arabs will kill you.
4. Use DEFLATE in a sentence. Can you please wash deflate for me?
5. Use DELETION in a sentence. The balat of deletion is crispy.
6. Use DESPISE in a sentence. Who baked all despise?
7. Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a sentence. I am looking for different of this boy to get differential consent so he can go to the picnic.
AND NOW FOR THE FILIPINOS WHO CAN READ AND UNDERSTAND TAGALOG:
1. Use BORROW in a sentence. Ang dumi naman ng borrow mo.
2. Use CAESAREAN in a sentence. Lintek, anak, mag-ingat ka, caesarean mo iyang laruan mo.
3. Use ARTESIA in a sentence (if you don't know what this is, it's a city or street in the Los Angeles country in California) Nako naman, ang ganda-ganda nang girlfriend niya, pero, ma-artesia.
4. Use CADET in a sentence. Cadet ko si Maria nung isang gabi. Ngayon, ikaw naman ang cadet niya.
5. Use CARDIAC in a sentence. Na cardiac yung kotse ni Pedro noong isang gabi.
6. Use CENTURION in a sentence. Na-centurion si Pedro ng tatay niya dahil sa kalokohan niya.
7. Use DEDICATE in a sentence. Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong dedicate iyan.
8. Use DEFIED in a sentence. What is 2+3? Eh defied, dali naman niyon.
9. Use DELICACY in a sentence. Bagal mo... delicacy mahuhuli na tayo.
10. Use DEPRECIATE in a sentence. Sister, depreciate already, kaya pwede na tayong kumain.
11. Use DIFFUSION in a sentence. Brownout...siguradong diffusion pumutok.
12. Use LAITY in a sentence. Taga "Laity" si Imelda Marcos.
And last but not the least:
13. Use MENTION in a sentence. Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang mention.
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